Justice is blind but not dumb

"If you do something bad, you have to feel bad."

Lawyer on the phone in the city.

(From Benjamin)

Or what?

"Is that a church?"

Schoolboy to mate at Hyde Park's Archibald Fountain, pointing to St. Mary's Cathedral.


(From Graeme Earlam, Mona Vale)

What's that in your pocket, then?

Well dressed man begins to sneeze, then turns to a heavily pierced, tattooed dreadlocked man.

"Mate, I think I'm allergic to your ferret"

Tattooed man in surprise:

"How did you know I had a ferret"

(Overheard in the city by Gina)

Although...

'Just because you're bigger, doesn't mean you're smarter'
Little boy to his mother on a bike track near Jervis Bay.


(from Emma Cook)