Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Overheard on Fark.com

Early one Yom Kippur a rabbi was driving to temple and passed by his golf course. He had his clubs in the trunk and he was very early so he stopped to shoot a couple of holes. Up in Heaven Moses was watching and called God over.

"Look at this, G. A rabbi playing golf on Yom Kippur, the highest holy day of the year. What are you going to do about it?"

God said, "Check this out."

And with the wave of God's finger the rabbi shot a hole in one.

"Why'd you do that?," asked Moses.

And God said, "Who can he tell?"